ANSWERING MACHINE If Your're calling for a clown; Hey! It's Miss Priss you've found! After the tone please state, your name, number and date. Wait! Don't hang up just yet. Here's my e-mail address for you to get. That's........mp@missprisstheclown.com By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
"I didn't know I had it in me! Somewhere in the depths, I think it was way way down in my really really big toe, I found the ability to express myself thru the use of rhyming words and phrases. These are the poems that I have written to express my love for clowning; Circus Fun, Yellow Hair, Smile, and I Love...". Occasionally, something else grabs me like The Computer or Lepreclown and it's time-to-rhyme again. I think using poetry for advertising purposes is a great way to get peoples attention. So I came up with these; "Simplify Your Party Planning", "Call Me", "Dress-Up Tea Party", and another real cute little rhyme I put on the "Answering Machine".It is very polite and thoughtful to say "Thank-you 1", and "Thank-you 2", "Cheer Up", "Get Well", and /or "Happy Holidays". So, to my friends and family, I do just that in the form of cards. It's the Priss way! Once in awhile, for no reason at all, I have been known to give things away. This is the poem that goes with the gift. "Something For You". |
Clown Entertainment Jacksonville,North Carolina (910)-938-2033 |
Clown Entertainment Jacksonville,North Carolina (910)-938-2033 |
"I didn't know I had it in me! Somewhere in the depths, I think it was way way down in my really really big toe, I found the ability to express myself thru the use of rhyming words and phrases. These are the poems that I have written to express my love for clowning; Circus Fun, Yellow Hair, Smile, and I Love...". Occasionally, something else grabs me like The Computer or Lepreclown and it's time-to-rhyme again. I think using poetry for advertising purposes is a great way to get peoples attention. So I came up with these; "Simplify Your Party Planning", "Call Me", "Dress-Up Tea Party", and another real cute little rhyme I put on the "Answering Machine".It is very polite and thoughtful to say "Thank-you 1", and "Thank-you 2", "Cheer Up", "Get Well", and /or "Happy Holidays". So, to my friends and family, I do just that in the form of cards. It's the Priss way! Once in awhile, for no reason at all, I have been known to give things away. This is the poem that goes with the gift. "Something For You". |
Circus Fun "Candy, peanuts, popcorn, coke!" The man he yells to all the folk. "Let's have fun!", Get some. "Yum!" They're waiting outside to get in. "Don't be late, I can't wait!" I see the elephants, I hear them rumble. The clowns so silly, they fall and stumble. Flying high waking tall, bears "Oh My!" Lions they call. The trapeze artist They try hardest. Not to fall, just have a ball! But just in case for sake of haste, The net will catch and break the fall. The circus was fun, but now is done. We'll return. "Durn, don't be late, cuz I can't wait!" By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
Yellow Hair Yellow hair is good. I really think I should take it out more often. Lest it sleep in a boxy coffin. People like these curly locks. They wonder hat lies beneath, Could it be only rocks? But if My hair were pink, would that make me smarter you think? Yellow, pink, green or blue. There is clown hair perfect for you. Try some on and you may find a clown inside. You can't hide. YOUR HAIR IS PURPLE! FOR PETE'S SAKE! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
I LOVE I love My clown shoes, My crazy clown shoes. They take My stink-a-roos to bring you good news. What ever they doos, these crazy twos is make You laugh and carry away those blues. -My crazy clown shoes. I love My nose My crazy clown nose Wherever I mose along it goes. I shall pose with My nose and My crazy toes. We will both take away all Your sad woes. I love my hair, with it's bright yellow flair, it is not rare for people to stop and stare. so be aware, that I'll take care, not to scare- I wouldn't dare! But leave You happy and in good cheer. By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
Smile Have fun while you're clowning. Make yourself smile too. Let it all hang out. Do what you gotta do. Act silly, be a nut. Sing, dance, do the clown strut. Why not? Your're a goof. They pay you well. You can't afford not to. The world needs a smile. And you have a few extras in your clown stock pile. So smile, sing do your thing. And remember this- A smile is just a frown turned upside down. And if you see someone without a smile, give him one of yours! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
THE COMPUTER My neck is killing me. My back is in pain. "Why do I do this?" I just did the same stupid thing! "Darn", this computer, "It's gonna drive me insane!" God I love it. Don't know what it is. "Why do I suffer and call out God's name?" "Please, God, make me smart." Make me know how to do this. I don't want to be a dummy a total ignoramus. If they can do it then so can I. We will all be smart and suffer red eye. Don't stop me now. As if you really could. I can't help this obcession. "Do you think I really should?" Flop on the couch eat me some chips, watch Oprah Winfrey adding pounds to my hips? Oh heck with it. A box is a box. Computer or TV, I'm still a web junkie! Spending hours and hours reading small script. Thousands upon thousands of little mouse clicks. "When does it end?" "Will I ever sleep?" "Am I smart now?" "Or am I a freak?" Some call us nerds. Some prefer geeks. I prefer intelligent. Genious I think! Yeah, that's me! I'm gonna be smart. Build my own web pages. Make my own animation art! You'll see, and you'll like it. You'll say, "Wow!" That's really neat! Do you think I could do that?" (With their poor widdle minds, still a blank sheet.) "I want to learn. Will you show me how? Teach me, teach me. I've got ten minutes... Can we start now?" By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
CALL ME I really had fun at your party last year. I was thinking maybe, we could do it again? Ya hear? So if you want a great party with balloons, with fun and cheer, Invite me your clown Miss Priss, A great time we will share. I'd really like to be there. A memory we can make. Together you and I in photos. Smiles, giggles and cake! So don't forget to call me, let me know today- Miss Priss is waiting for you. Oh please? What do you say? By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
Dress-Up Tea Party Crowns, gowns, wands and shoes, gloves, hats hear the news! We're having a party! Sure hope that you can come. We're looking forward, It'll be fun,fun,fun! We can dress-up. We can pretend. Be a princess, a bride or super friend. Invite Miss Priss she can do nails. Put on our makeup or brush ponytails. Come on Mom, let's do it! I want to see, what it's like to be a princess or queen. Call her today. So Miss Priss can come too! There might even be a little something in that big 'ole trunk for you! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
ANSWERING MACHINE If Your're calling for a clown; Hey! It's Miss Priss you've found! After the tone please state, your name, number and date. Wait! Don't hang up just yet. Here's my e-mail address for you to get. That's........mp@missprisstheclown.com By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
THANK-YOU 1 I really loved your party! I had a blast - you see. And I'm so very happy you thought of Miss Priss that's me! So if you know of another day, when we can get together and play, I'd surely love to be there. With you, your friends and family too! We'll sing, we'll dance or play a game. The cake we'll taste, maybe paint your face! Miss Priss yoiur clown, the joy you've found. See you around in your home town! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
THANK-YOU 2 Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you! Your party it was fun! I'm so very happy you asked if I could come! I loved meeting your family. Your friends are very nice too. I hope we can get together and do it all again real soon! I like seeing you smile, and chopping up the cake. Singing "Happy Birthday" more photos we could take. So hey! Don't forget, I'm in your neiborhood Call me, call me, call me! I really wish you would. By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
CHEER UP Cheer up! Cheer up! Don't be so down. Look around the blessings to be found. Be fine! Be fit! Not ready to quit.- Smile, sing do your thing. Are you ready now? Thank God above. His mercy, His grace, the power of love. It brings joy and hope, there isn't any reason to mope! Are You ready now? Praise His name! Lift Him high! Jesus the King. Smiles for you and I! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
GET WELL CARD Sorry you feel so yucky. I just want you to know. Hopefully soon little Bucky, You'll be up and bouncin' 'round. Miss Priss says "Hey" and "Thinking of you," remember this I say.... prayers are going out for you today in every way. For God in heaven is looking out for you. Bringing hope by the glimmer of His Son's bright way. By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
HAPPY HOLIDAYS Happy holidays! Lots of cheer! Merry Christmas! Loved ones dear. Friends and family be you far or near, thinking of you for a blessed New Year. Health and prosperity all things pure and true. This is what Miss Priss hopes, for you and you! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
SOMETHING FOR YOU Here is a little something especially for you. Here is a little something you can play with, or save, or do. This little something isn't very much, but I sent it to you anyways to say- "Hey" let's keep in touch! By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
LEPRECLOWN I am a funny lepreclown. People watch when I come 'round. They wonder "what will I see?" What kinds of questions to ask me. Am I Irish? Do I swear? What's my favorite type of beer? Do I drink it in a mug? All these questions they bug and bug! "No", I say I can't drink beer. Say a bad word? "Never once my Dear." Then if you ask what do I do? I'll smile and show you a trick or two. A song I may sing or fat balloon try to blow. Dancing and skipping, as soon, it is time, I have to go. By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
SIMPLIFY YOUR PARTY PLANNING Simplify Your party planning. Allow Miss Priss to assist! She'll bring the fun. Your friends will all want to come. A success your party will be. Invite her. Wow! This you gotta see! The guest of honor- your birthday boy or girl, will remember this moment for now and all eternity. So get your cameras ready, let the party begin. Miss Priss your favorite clown. Bring your phone calls right on in! (910)-938-2033 By Lynn Minix AKA Miss Priss the clown |
